Mocha: There comes a time in a boys life where he has to put down the hot chocolate and become a man.
Flat White: My ugly haircut and I need to speak to your manager.
Tea/Hot Chocolate (I Don’t Drink Coffee): It’s been several years since I started puberty, but I still can’t grow a beard. Even my grandma has more facial hair than I do.
Extra Hot: I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and drinking things that taste like death.
Decaf: People really misunderstand Pauline Hanson. She’s the best thing for this country when you think about it. Not that I can actually think about it, as my IQ is only 66.
DARE Iced Coffee: I’m not ready for the real world.
Almond/Soy Milk: My yoga pants are made from ethically sourced cotton and the proceeds support vegan children in Africa. And my farts are organic.
Decaf Coffee with Soy Milk: There is a special place in Hell for people like me.
Cappuccino: There’s nothing wrong with me, I’m really quite normal. Except for the fact that all of my friends are cats.
Long Black: Feel that? Even my chest hairs have chest hair.
Starbucks Coffee: I have more Snapchat followers than brain cells, LOL! #pumpkinspicedunicornfrappe #whitegirlz #squadgoals #yassskween
Chai Latte: When I finish my Cert III in Makeup Artistry, I want to backpack around India for a year.
Chai Latte with Almond Milk: I’m not like other girls. I have a nipple piercing and a Sylvia Plath quote for everything.
Piccolo Latte: I haven’t actually come out of the closet yet. I just need to acquire more glitter and several pink elephants.